white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you
but yall can’t go a few days hearing about our revolution without transforming into your natural bigoted forms